The PLO
|
Things we don't like
|
- Real flowers - they wilt and need
care - plastic's much better.
- BMW's, Mercedes, etc. - I'll take
an Econoline any day.
- Gourmet food - so little food,
such bad tastes, such high prices!
- 100% wool or cotton - they require
too much and too costly care - give me polyester or
acrylic instead.
- Symphony orchestra concerts -
especially playing 20th century music.
- Real wood furniture - vinyl
laminate is easier to care for and harder to damage.
- Birkenstock Sandals - footwear of
the truly effete snobs.
- "Serious" drama - hey,
for $25, and especially $75!!, it had better make me laugh --- a
lot.
- Pictures that aren't pictures of
anything.
- "Cocktail" parties that
serve only Perrier and vegetables.
- PBS - if I wanted educational
junk, I'd go to school.
- backpacking - you mean people
really LIKE to be uncomfortable? That's sick.
- Restaurants that serve crepes, but
don't bring you any syrup.
- And even if they do bring syrup,
it's some horrid tasting stuff made from a tree; I much
prefer Aunt Jemima's.
- French paintings that look as if
the artist needed glasses.
- Silly magazines with no sports
section.
- ...and no fold-out? You don't
really read that stuff, do you?
- Hi-fi systems with too many
controls, like "equalizers" &
"Dolby."
- The Motion Picture Academy, for
not giving "Rambo III" the Best Picture Award;
damn snobs.
- sprouts of any kind.
- Restaurants with ferns - who needs
an annoying plant in the face; especially one that sheds.
- salad bars.
- mixed drinks. Why bother?
- Herbal tea - there's a good reason
this stuff never catches on.
- Any bar with stained glass (except
maybe for beer stains).
- Carob powder.
- Foreign language menus - what
pretentious snobs.
- Gourmet food with wine in it! - a
fine wine should be shaken first and drunk from a bag, if
possible.
- Meaningful (i.e. pretentious)
Fellini and Bergman movies with no redeeming merit such
as nudity or action or good music.
Things
we like
Back
to PLO home page
Back
to John Palmer's personal home page