Tired of having opinions?
Burdened by the weight of your beliefs?
Introducing the Suspension of Judgment™, the remedy Pyrrhonian skeptics have trusted for over two thousand years. Now available for free online!
- Works on any belief, including beliefs in ethics, physics, God, and whether honey is sweet*
- Clinically proven since 200 CE**
- Administered by a real doctor†
- Tranquility guaranteed‡
“I used to think honey was sweet. Now? Who can say. I've never been calmer.”Former Dogmatist
“Three philosophers at an APA disagreed with me. I suspended judgment on the spot. Tranquility has changed my life forever.”Untroubled Philosopher
“I reached the suspension of judgment on my thesis topic and never looked back.”Tranquil PhD Student
* Beliefs about how things seem to you or how you define your terms, which no Pyrrhonian skeptic disputes, are excluded, as are customs and habits, which are not beliefs.
** Or so. We don't really know.
† No, not that kind of doctor. Sextus Empiricus was a medical doctor.
‡ Tranquility follows suspension of judgment as a shadow follows a body (PH I.29). Results may vary. The Skeptic determines nothing. Not satisfied? We can neither confirm nor deny your claim.
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The Pyrrhonian School of Elis · Online Division
Certificate
of Suspension of Judgment
This is to certify that
has successfully reached the suspension of judgment
and is hereby entitled to one (1) tranquility, which follows as a shadow follows a body (PH I.29).